Three men…an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly.
“That was my pager,” he said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rang.
The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.
When he finished he explained, “That was my mobile phone I have a microchip in my hand.”
Paddy felt decidedly low-tech.
So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive.
He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet.
He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse.
The others raised their eyebrows.
“Will you look at that…” says Paddy, “I’m getting a fax…!”