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Wireless Evolution

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Three men…an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.

The others looked at him questioningly.

“That was my pager,” he said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang.

The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.

When he finished he explained, “That was my mobile phone I have a microchip in my hand.”

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Paddy felt decidedly low-tech.

So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive.

He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet.

He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse.

The others raised their eyebrows.

“Will you look at that…” says Paddy, “I’m getting a fax…!”


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