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Posts tagged as “joke”

The Haircut

Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,…

A Nut & Bolts

A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to a Mental Hospital. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.…

A Wedding Funeral

A man and his wife were having the following conversation… “What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?” “No! How can I even think of marrying again?!” “Why not? You would…

The Indian Way

Ever since Mikey was a child, he had always had a fear that someone was under his bed at night. One day he decided to end this fear and went to see a psychiatrist for…

Drink and Walk

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to…

A Sex Show

Mick says to Paddy, “Close your bloody curtains the next time you’re screwing the brains out of yer wife dammit! All the neighbours were pissing themselves laughing at you yesterday!” “Well…,” said Paddy, “the laugh…

The Flag Pole

Mick and Paddy are trying to estimate the height of a flag pole. They stand there looking up at the flag pole without an ounce of an idea of how to go about it. A…

3 Irishmen in a Bar

Paddy, Mick and Liam went for a few rounds of beer at a local bar. Paddy says, “My local’s better than this. In my local, you buy 2 drinks and the third is free!” Mick…

Bed Exercise

A boy went into his parents’ bedroom and saw them having sex. Seeing his mum bouncing on his dad, the boy asked, “Mum, what are you doing?” Shocked, flabbergasted and quickly thinking, mum said, “I’m…

Gorilla on Heat

Paddy visits the zoo one day and found himself in front of the gorilla cage. The zookeeper happens to be nearby and asks Paddy, “The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have…