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A Wedding Funeral

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A man and his wife were having the following conversation…

“What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?”
“No! How can I even think of marrying again?!”
“Why not?
You would need company…
…for good and bad moments.”
“Oh darling…you are so sweet!
Even after death you are worried about me…”
“So promise me, you will remarry if I die…?”
“Ok, ok, I’d get married again…just for you.”
“Would you live in our house with your
new wife…?”
“Yes, but I will never let her use your room.”
“Would you let her drive my car?”
“No…that’s yours.
I will keep it in your memory…
…and buy a new one for her.”
“Would you give her my jewellery?”
“No, how can I…
…it has your memories attached.
I am sure she would want her own…”
“Would she use my golf set and wear my shoes..?”
“No, never! She’s left-handed and her size is ‘7’.”

Husband’s funeral is this Sunday…

wedding funeral joke


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