A man and his wife were having the following conversation…
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“What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?” |
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“No! How can I even think of marrying again?!” |
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“Why not? You would need company… …for good and bad moments.” |
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“Oh darling…you are so sweet! Even after death you are worried about me…” |
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“So promise me, you will remarry if I die…?” |
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“Ok, ok, I’d get married again…just for you.” |
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“Would you live in our house with your new wife…?” |
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“Yes, but I will never let her use your room.” |
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“Would you let her drive my car?” |
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“No…that’s yours. I will keep it in your memory… …and buy a new one for her.” |
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“Would you give her my jewellery?” |
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“No, how can I… …it has your memories attached. I am sure she would want her own…” |
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“Would she use my golf set and wear my shoes..?” |
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“No, never! She’s left-handed and her size is ‘7’.” |
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Husband’s funeral is this Sunday…
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