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Posts tagged as “Irishman”

Drink and Walk

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to…

Double Murder

Mick was in court for a double murder. The judge said, “You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner…” A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, “You bastard!”…

By The Boatload

Two Irishmen were walking down a street in Manchester, when they see a shop with the following sign in the window: One says to the other, “Look at the fecking prices of those, we could…

Wireless Evolution

Three men…an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.…

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