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Paddy Goes Fishing

Mick and Paddy go to the local river every Sunday morning, hire a boat and go fishing. One day, they were in a particularly good spot and they were reeling in fish after fish. Mick…

Monkey Found

Paddy finds a monkey by the side of the road, but doesn’t know what to do with it. He brings the monkey home and asks his neighbour, “Hey Mick, I found this monkey…what should I…

Double Murder

Mick was in court for a double murder. The judge said, “You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner…” A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, “You bastard!”…

By The Boatload

Two Irishmen were walking down a street in Manchester, when they see a shop with the following sign in the window: One says to the other, “Look at the fecking prices of those, we could…

Wireless Evolution

Three men…an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.…

A Cow’s Tail

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this…” said the man.…

A Disabled Veteran

On his way into the Army Store, a General walked by a cashier, who noticed that his fly was undone. Looking at him, she said, “Your barracks door is open.” Because this is not a…

A Senior Citizen

After the death of an elderly man’s wife, he remarried a young woman. After a few months, he told his friends “I pass time with you happily but my poor wife gets bored at home.”…

Post-Natal Stress

A beautiful girl asks you for a lift… On the way she suddenly falls ill… You take her to the hospital… The doctor says, “Congratulations, you’re gonna become a daddy!” Now you are under stress……