A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this…” said the man.…
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On his way into the Army Store, a General walked by a cashier, who noticed that his fly was undone. Looking at him, she said, “Your barracks door is open.” Because this is not a…
After the death of an elderly man’s wife, he remarried a young woman. After a few months, he told his friends “I pass time with you happily but my poor wife gets bored at home.”…
A beautiful girl asks you for a lift… On the way she suddenly falls ill… You take her to the hospital… The doctor says, “Congratulations, you’re gonna become a daddy!” Now you are under stress……