Paddy visits the zoo one day and found himself in front of the gorilla cage.
The zookeeper happens to be nearby and asks Paddy, “The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for £500?”
Paddy thinks for a moment, and replies, “I will, on 3 conditions…”
“First, I am not going to kiss it…”
“Second, my family must never find out about this…”
“And third, I’ll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together…”