Paddy finds a monkey by the side of the road, but doesn’t know what to do with it.
He brings the monkey home and asks his neighbour, “Hey Mick, I found this monkey…what should I do with it?”
“Take it to the zoo,” answers Mick.
“That’s a great idea!” replies Paddy, “I’ll do that tomorrow.”
The next day, Mick sees Paddy coming home again with the monkey.
“You didn’t take it to the zoo?”, asks Mick.
“Yeah I did,” says Paddy, “…and next week we’re going to Disneyland!”